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thumb-wrestling 

Me and Kelsey were thumb-wrestling last night, but then my parents came home and we had to stop.
thumb-wrestling by Purple Snail April 21, 2008

ottawa thumb wrestling

A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.
Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night

Drunken Thumb Wrestling 

The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.

thumbwrestlinginnicksanus 

1. comparable to anything that makes you feel sick.
2. a fun game to play with 2 people and a third person named nick!
1. Goatse.cx is just as awful as thumbwrestlinginnicksanus
2. Who wants to thumbwrestleinnicksanus?
3. What's that terrible smell, is someone thumbwrestlinginnicksanus?

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026