A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.
The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thyrod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.
1. comparable to anything that makes you feel sick.
2. a fun game to play with 2 people and a third person named nick!
1. Goatse.cx is just as awful as thumbwrestlinginnicksanus
2. Who wants to thumbwrestleinnicksanus?
3. What's that terrible smell, is someone thumbwrestlinginnicksanus?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).