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the throngler
A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.
Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.
the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction
the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction
the throngler by fallengard March 3, 2022
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throngler • the throngler • The Throngler and Big Cum • Throngle • throngled • Throner • Throgle • thrangle • throner boner • Thrungle
The Throngler
The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.
The Throngler by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023
The Throngler and Big Cum
Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
The Throngler and Big Cum by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024
Throgle
I throgled him!
Throner
An erection developing from a scene of Game of Thrones. Either from a sex scene, or sheer awesomeness.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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