Three.D.I. 

Three Drinks In

That inevitable point of the evening (just past T.D.I.) where you turn into a twat. You are no longer awesome. You may as well go home. You realise that she has also drunk too much and all promises and expectation of filthy sex are off the table. From this point on, you are treading water, hoping beyond hope that you can keep her from getting so pissed that you won’t even get a blowjob when you get back. Downhill is the only direction from here.

Three.D.I. immediately follows T.D.I. and can sometimes precede R.F.G. (Random Fat Girl)

Dude 1: "Dude, as soon as we get back, she said she's gonna finally let me in the back door"

Dude 2: "Give it up dude, she's Three.D.I. - It's just you and your hand tonight"

Three.D.I. by SweatyG May 14, 2016

I'd eat there 

A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.

*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat there every night of the week

I'd eat there by jmich May 25, 2009

I'd Go there 

Rhetorical phrase used to appropriate sexual desire toward individuals who would not normally attract erotic attention; Senior Citzens, People with excessive plastic surgery, Mutants, Penguins etc

"...What do you mean, you don't want to date my Grandma? I'd got there?"

"....I don't know guys, that Penguin is hot! I'd go there...."

I'd Go there by Mr Locky June 2, 2013

i'd take it if someone threw it at me 

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it

aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me

i'd take it if someone threw it at me by zach nann September 5, 2005