6 definitions by SweatyG
Three Drinks In
That inevitable point of the evening (just past T.D.I.) where you turn into a twat. You are no longer awesome. You may as well go home. You realise that she has also drunk too much and all promises and expectation of filthy sex are off the table. From this point on, you are treading water, hoping beyond hope that you can keep her from getting so pissed that you won’t even get a blowjob when you get back. Downhill is the only direction from here.
Three.D.I. immediately follows T.D.I. and can sometimes precede R.F.G. (Random Fat Girl)
That inevitable point of the evening (just past T.D.I.) where you turn into a twat. You are no longer awesome. You may as well go home. You realise that she has also drunk too much and all promises and expectation of filthy sex are off the table. From this point on, you are treading water, hoping beyond hope that you can keep her from getting so pissed that you won’t even get a blowjob when you get back. Downhill is the only direction from here.
Three.D.I. immediately follows T.D.I. and can sometimes precede R.F.G. (Random Fat Girl)
Dude 1: "Dude, as soon as we get back, she said she's gonna finally let me in the back door"
Dude 2: "Give it up dude, she's Three.D.I. - It's just you and your hand tonight"
Dude 2: "Give it up dude, she's Three.D.I. - It's just you and your hand tonight"
by SweatyG May 8, 2016
Two Drinks In
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
Two Drinks In
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
Two Drinks In
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
Two Drinks In
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
Two Drinks In
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016