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Three Times Bitch 

1. A variant of the all-too-popular expletive "Bitch". Typically screamed in highly frustrating and tedious situations.

2. An individual who is so pissy that bitch doesn't describe him/her correctly. The name "three times bitch" is necessary.

Origin: Triple Bitch
Example 1: Halo game
Noob: "I just got sniped again! A three times bitch!"

Example 2: School
Brian: "We have a project due tomorrow? A three times bitch!"

Example 3:
D.A.: "Adam is such a three times bitch on Call of Duty. All he does is whine."
Three Times Bitch by strongsauce March 11, 2009

Three Times a Lady 

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.
Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.

three times twice

Audra: "Brandon, you need to cut the grass"

Brandon " I been did that three times twice"

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it 

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive. You look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.
She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

Shake it three times 

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).
Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
Shake it three times by Monkey666 January 26, 2011
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