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Three Finger 

The use of your index finger, middle finger, and pinky finger, (hints the name "tree finger") to give a finger job to a female. By sticking these three fingers inside her, you are able to stretch her vagina slightly, and keep pressure on her G-spot. Moving is slow circles gets her wet (if done correctly). It is often followed by oral sex and occasionally leads to an orgasm.
We were in the car on valentines day up at the make-out spot. We were kissing romanticaly. We are so in love. She is kissing me hard, i put my hand on her knee, then her thigh, then just up her skirt, further and further up until i feel the tiny corner of her underwear. I pull them gently to the side, slowly reaching inside her. She is wet, so it is easy to get my hand inside. Using the "three finger" method, i push my fingers slightly inside her. I move my fingers in a slow movement. she leans her body away from mine, moving her body in waves. "ohhh, ohhhh, uuuuu. oh! hhhhhh, uh" she whispers gently. Before i knew it i felt her bucking around my hand. "oooohhhhhh! oh! yeeeees!" she said loudly. I moved my hand out of her and my head and tongue down into her. Bobbing up and down feeling the wet in my mouth. Then it happened. "Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! ohhhhhhh oh oh!" She was wet like never before, She had her first orgasm. Later that night when she told me to come over because she had never had an orgasm like that before
Three Finger by MissColorado124568 February 26, 2009
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three finger 

Pronounced t'ree Finger - using your thumb, pointer and middle finger to hold a joint or a blunt, hence three fingers (two and a thumb). Usually used when you're smoking a fat one with some buddies.

Can be used as a adjective or verb.
Dude 1: Dude pass the joint
Dude 2: aight its a fatty, im three fingering it
Dude 1: shit my moms coming up the stairs...
three finger by G-phresh June 20, 2006

three finger proctological exam 

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

three finger shuffle 

She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.

Three Finger Salute

The act of giving the shocker to a military wife.
The Commander gave his wife the three finger salute.
Three Finger Salute by Upstairs Guide February 20, 2015

three finger mack 

An effective way of seducing/ pleasing your sexual partner using three fingers
Dude I hit her with the three finger mack, she is down for the count.

three finger fatty bo batty

A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.
Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."
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