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Three o'clock face
The face you see on a person at work around three o'clock after the morning coffee has completely worn off. The expression illustrates extreme exhaustion with undertones of bewilderment and uncertainty.
Three o'clock face by PCaddy via Melisha December 21, 2008
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three o'clock whore
A two o'clock whore who you have slept with enough so that you have to drink for another hour before making a booty call.
That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.
three o'clock whore by progressives October 24, 2009
three o'clock pussy
The typical sideways orientation of an Asian female's vagina representing the hour hand of a traditional clock. This orientation is similar to that of their eyes.
Jack told Chuck at that the Asian girl he met at Octoberfest would have a wicked three o'clock pussy. Chuck asserted that it was called a sideways pussy. Chuck was wrong.
three o'clock pussy by TheBlackoutBandit December 12, 2015
Three o’ clock
Three o’ clock by anonymous June 12, 2018
Three O’Clock Bomb
A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.
This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:
- nausea
- light-headedness
- sudden loss of breath
- passing out
- circulatory issues
- stalling of work
This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:
- nausea
- light-headedness
- sudden loss of breath
- passing out
- circulatory issues
- stalling of work
Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”
Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”
Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”
Three O’Clock Bomb by urabanodictionaro December 27, 2023
Uno Duo Three-O Four-O Five-O
A phrase that is common to Computer Science teachers. Typically the phrases that are emitted from the mouths of these teachers are mildly retarded and may be repeated more than ten times a day.
Uno Duo Three-O Four-O Five-O by Jacob Swift December 1, 2007
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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