Definitions by progressives

two o'clock whore 

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

two o'clock whore by progressives October 24, 2009

three o'clock whore 

A two o'clock whore who you have slept with enough so that you have to drink for another hour before making a booty call.

That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.

three o'clock whore by progressives October 24, 2009