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Trash-Collector 

Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.
My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.

Valkenvanian trash collector 

(noun): a guy that collects scrap metal
referenced from the movie "nothing but trouble" the judge collects scrap metal
hey, that valkenvanian trash collector is going through my garbage again

White Trash Collectible 

A mass produced 'collectible' item that believed by the consumer to one day be valuable.

Often used as a status symbol that is proudly displayed in the curio cabinet in the dining room and/or living room in only the most discriminating of the white trash homes.
White Trash Collectibles may include Precious Moments, Snowbabies, and Hummel figurines, Beanie Babies, anything with a limited edition number, sports memorabilia, etc.

Trash-Collecting 

When someone searches you on social media or the internet to find things they can negatively use against you or to benefit themselves by it.
My trash-collecting boss won't promote me because he saw my Instagram pics from a Trump rally I attended.
Trash-Collecting by reg888 November 1, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022