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i could commit crimes with those eyes 

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.
'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

Put those eyes on the other side 

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.
CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.
*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

behind these hazel eyes 

a song by American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson. Known for its Avril Lavigne-meets-Papa Roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. Dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it's meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think Kelly shouldn't be saying because she's a teen pop singer (I was one of the latter).
To the person who dissed "Behind These Hazel Eyes" in the Kelly Clarkson definition, you forgot to add some of these lyrics to diss. "Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me" and "No, I don't cry on the outside ANYMORE!" were just as meaningless as the other lyrics you posted there. Besides, the latter lyric is really unnecessary. No one cares except for people that know her that she doesn't cry on the outside anymore.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026