Thoncus

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Anything above the shoulders; synonym for brain/head

Off with their thoncus!

Ser Illyn, bring me his thoncus!

Use your thoncus!

I tend to follow my heart instead of my thoncus

Thoncus by transmascwithanass January 21, 2023

Words you can keep

Thonus

The coolest last name to ever walk the earth and the person to behold this last name is the champion among champions. If you are a guy and you hold this last name your a badasss and have a really big dick and sleep around with a lot of girls. If your a girl and hold this last name your probably really pretty and also get around a lot with out being called a slut cause your classy about it.

Did you see that Thonus? THEY'RE WAY FUCKING COOL!

Thonus by Uhm, suck my dick? September 24, 2011

Related Words

Thoncus • Thongus • Thonus

Thongus

Penis pain caused by too many boners.

‘Jimmy had thongus during maths class.’

Thongus by Rub the chicken man! May 31, 2021

Thongus

The crud between your toes.

"Ah shit man, theres some thongus on my socks"

Thongus by Guerblus February 24, 2021

Thonus

the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.

My thonus itches.

Thonus by SuburbanKings123 January 27, 2025

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026