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Thomasphilia 

Someone who is aroused by horrific accidents and career-ending sports injuries.
I must suffer from Thomasphilia because watching Joe Theismann's leg makes me hard.
Thomasphilia by eaglesshow September 8, 2016

Thomsphobic

When you're afraid of people named Thoms Thoms
Thoms Thoms: my name is Thoms Thoms
Thomsphobe: *SCREAMING* get away from me, I'm Thomsphobic
Thomsphobic by thomsthomsphobic April 20, 2023

Thomassophobia 

An intense fear of English singer-songwriter, Thom Yorke's, ass. Particularly when he is sopping wet, hence it sounds like thalassophobia
He has thomassophobia, don't let him NEAR the MTV Beach House performance.
Thomassophobia by Thomlvr March 25, 2024