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Thomas....... 

Usually extremely obese and unfit. They like to eat and they tend not to smile for photos. They find all sports challenging in particular swimming. Their favourite things to do include:
1. Eating

2. Sleeping
3. Masturbating
4. Watching the sun rise
5. Bullying and injuring younger more feeble children
6. Watching snooker and lacrosse
“ gee my niggas that Thomas....... Guy is such a fat whoreish bully”
Thomas....... by Me and tom April 14, 2019
If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
Thomas by Thomas124 October 13, 2019
Thomas is seen as quiet but the closer you get the more you see how outgoing he is. He cracks the best jokes; even if he screws them up you can't help but laugh. He's smarter than he gives himself credit for, thinks outside the box, and can run literally so fast. I'm not kidding he's amazing.

Thomas has a huge sweet tooth and would literally live off dessert if he could. He's got great taste in music and will listen to anything he can really vibe with. He's also got a great sense of style, although he'd look great in anything he puts on. He isn't prejudiced and doesn't talk shit on anyone; if someone doesn't like Thomas they're probably just jealous cuz he's so darn lovable.

Thomas gives THE BEST hugs. You will always feel safe and at home on his arms; that's because Thomas would do virtually anything for those close to him. He might come off as tough but that's just the façade he puts up; he's actually the most raw and charismatic person you will ever meet. If Thomas shares his thoughts and feelings with you, he trusts you and you don't want to betray that. He always looks totally adorable and unbothered but take some time to look under the hood and see who he really is underneath.

Though he might seem it, Thomas isn't perfect, but that just makes me love him more :)
If you're lucky enough to have Thomas in your life, hold him close to your heart and never let him go ^_^
Thomas by SlurpNugget00 April 16, 2020
the act of knowing everything but forgetting everything simultaneously.
Teacher: hat is 59 + 713?

Jack: Damn, I just pulled a Thomas
Thomas by Random4840 July 18, 2019
Its me. Im Thomas
Hi, my name is Thomas
Thomas by Phoenix1500 August 15, 2019
He has been doing a Thomas for over a year now.
Thomas by LilCornichon March 4, 2019
An amazing guy that will always be by your side no matter what, he is a great friend that is smart and romantic. He is athletic,active,and a hardcore gamer.
Thomas by RosesAreAwesome July 10, 2014
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