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An expresion that expresses anything. Screaming THOMAS! can imply any taboo term, and comes in handy when saying something you don't want... Give screaming THOMAS a try. **This gesture may become addicting.
-can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or ad-verb

THOMAS!..I dropped the soap and I'm in jail! THOMAS!..My brother crashed his car while Ghost Riding. THOMAS!..My girfriend has a giant mole on her face! THOMAS!..I soiled my pants. THOMAS!..(no reason)

THOMAS has a grifriend named CHRISTINA!, dog named GINGER!, brother named PETER!, mom named ELZIBETH! and dad named HIENRICK. These terms may be used I substitution of THOMAS!
THOMAS! by Peter Olsen September 22, 2008
Words you can keep
To be short of your goal/objective.
Guy1: Nice that might go in the basket.

Guy2: Thomas!
Thomas! by ThEBeaNDiP August 2, 2023
If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
Thomas by Thomas124 October 13, 2019
Thomas is seen as quiet but the closer you get the more you see how outgoing he is. He cracks the best jokes; even if he screws them up you can't help but laugh. He's smarter than he gives himself credit for, thinks outside the box, and can run literally so fast. I'm not kidding he's amazing.

Thomas has a huge sweet tooth and would literally live off dessert if he could. He's got great taste in music and will listen to anything he can really vibe with. He's also got a great sense of style, although he'd look great in anything he puts on. He isn't prejudiced and doesn't talk shit on anyone; if someone doesn't like Thomas they're probably just jealous cuz he's so darn lovable.

Thomas gives THE BEST hugs. You will always feel safe and at home on his arms; that's because Thomas would do virtually anything for those close to him. He might come off as tough but that's just the façade he puts up; he's actually the most raw and charismatic person you will ever meet. If Thomas shares his thoughts and feelings with you, he trusts you and you don't want to betray that. He always looks totally adorable and unbothered but take some time to look under the hood and see who he really is underneath.

Though he might seem it, Thomas isn't perfect, but that just makes me love him more :)
If you're lucky enough to have Thomas in your life, hold him close to your heart and never let him go ^_^
Thomas by SlurpNugget00 April 16, 2020
the act of knowing everything but forgetting everything simultaneously.
Teacher: hat is 59 + 713?

Jack: Damn, I just pulled a Thomas
Thomas by Random4840 July 18, 2019
Its me. Im Thomas
Hi, my name is Thomas
Thomas by Phoenix1500 August 15, 2019
He has been doing a Thomas for over a year now.
Thomas by LilCornichon March 4, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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