When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

Triscuit race by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

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Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin

Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.

Triscuit Boy by blissymissy September 27, 2017

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limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

limp triscuit by Skyloo December 10, 2016

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Dull Triscuit

Lame, boring like a plain Triscuit cracker.

Did you see what she's wearing? Girl is a dull Triscuit.

Dull Triscuit by Tk87 December 14, 2014

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jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.

this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.

jizz triscuit by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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