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Thirst World Problems 

1 Problems that people with active sex lives have.
2 A retort to someone who complains about the consequences of getting lucky.
A: Ugh I ran into two people I've slept with today.
B: Thirst world problems...
Thirst World Problems by Mel197 November 16, 2017

Thirst World Problems 

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.
"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

word thirst 

(noun) 1) the root cause for someone who cheats at Scrabble, 2) the desire that causes someone to speak outside their purview using foreign words of their native language.

(adj) 1) when a white boy sees the light in the dark and then searches aimlessly for cool new phrases from the hood to make himself sound cooler or tougher or whatever gets you to add those here where I could easily find them, 2) describes someone posing as an amazing writer.

For example:

"I know for a fact that quantum mechanics are s the only logical way to travel through hyperspace air bubble vacuums."

"ya word thirsty!"
For example:

"I know for a fact that quantum mechanics are s the only logical way to travel through hyperspace air bubble vacuums."

"ya word thirsty!"

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026