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Third grade 

mr2: ah remember school mr1: yeah i H A T E D third grade. mr2: yeah me to
Third grade by brunchyr May 21, 2019

Third Grade 

The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.
Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck
Third Grade by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020

Third grade education 

Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.
Mordecai: "How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?"
Rigby: "STOP TALKING!"

third grade politician 

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.
Calling her a “third grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say “third rate politician.”

Third grade bully 

1: A bully from a third grade class
2: Someone who you remember from that you used to dislike but laugh about now.
My wife said the name reminded her of the third grade bully but we decided to name our baby Graham anyway.
Third grade bully by milkncookies September 24, 2005

Third Grade Jokes 

Lame ass jokes people said when they were third graders
Timmy: Hey, are you smart?

Bob: yah

Timmy: Spell IT

Bob: S-M-A-R-T

Timmy: I said spell IT

*third-grade niggas*

________________________________________

Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut

Mike: okay

*dumbass niggas*

Third grade jokes are lame af
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Palmela Handerson 

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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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