Think Wank
Think Wank by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021
Words you can keep
think tank wank
when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head
commonly performed when internet access is poor
commonly performed when internet access is poor
think tank wank by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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thank wank
Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.
Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!
Alternatively
Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!
Alternatively
Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!
thank wank by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014
Thinky wank
Thinky wank by buttonsex February 28, 2012
wank and thank
Noun. The act of engaging in mutual masturbation only, or engage in cybersex, with a partner without actual intercourse taking place.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.
Filbert and I had a wank and thank last night on instant messenger.
Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.
Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.
wank and thank by Sheldon Wangle October 2, 2007
thinkwanking
Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
thinkwanking by Tulip_Man April 20, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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