Think Wank

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

Thinky wank

where you don't use porn to wank

Me: "i'm going for a Thinky Wank"
Friend:"who you going to think about?"
Me: "your mum"

by buttonsex February 28, 2012

wank and thank

Noun. The act of engaging in mutual masturbation only, or engage in cybersex, with a partner without actual intercourse taking place.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.

Filbert and I had a wank and thank last night on instant messenger.

Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.

by Sheldon Wangle October 2, 2007

thinkwanking

Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.

I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.

Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.

by Tulip_Man April 20, 2009