thickets

a disease that infects young girls and causes an abnormally round, juicy ass to develop. The origin of the disease is not fully known, though genetics may contribute. Most likely it is due to eating too much hormone-induced meat while in adolescence. The disease is contagious only in the sense that once you have a girl with this disease, your appetite for others becomes insatiable.

Dwayne: "Damn son look at Thickie Lake over there with all that ass!"

J: "yeah she got a classic case of the thickets!"

by steady.elegance May 12, 2009

Thickets

Any conjested place or area.

No point in coming out,

the spot just got burly and deep into the "thickets."

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

The Plot Thickens

used when a situation is becoming more and more complicated and puzzling.

the plot thickens..

by AhmedBad3r July 23, 2018

shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

poo tickets

Just another name for toilet paper.

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet

by Richard10001 September 23, 2007