1 definition by steady.elegance
a disease that infects young girls and causes an abnormally round, juicy ass to develop. The origin of the disease is not fully known, though genetics may contribute. Most likely it is due to eating too much hormone-induced meat while in adolescence. The disease is contagious only in the sense that once you have a girl with this disease, your appetite for others becomes insatiable.
Dwayne: "Damn son look at Thickie Lake over there with all that ass!"
J: "yeah she got a classic case of the thickets!"
J: "yeah she got a classic case of the thickets!"
by steady.elegance May 12, 2009