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Theydon has a great personality, all the girls that surround him find him very attractive, Theydon has the largest penis out of all his friends and is great in bed, he is very shy at first but once you get to know him he becomes the funniest person you know,all his friends are jealous of his great looks, Theydon always has large amounts of money laying around his house as he doesn't know what to do with it.
Theydon by Debstonxcraig October 28, 2018

Theydon Bois

To commit Theydon Bois is to insert well-known and somewhat tired cultural catchphrases into everyday conversation.

The worst kind of Theydon Bois is that which is unrepentant - as if the teller actually believes they are telling a joke, rather than the reality of simply repeating someone else's joke. A parrot can do that.

The worst offenders are typically those that still think Little Britain is funny.

Boising (vb) - the colloquial term to describe the passtime that relieves you of friends.
"Am I bovvered that my general conversation is just one long Theydon Bois?"

- "Wassssssssup?"
- "Stop Boising!"
Theydon Bois by Dr Khumalo May 16, 2008

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock 

Everybody wants it handed to them.
Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

thedonaldtrump 

A sexual position at with where the male will "Donaldtrump" or hide in a bunker while the female wasn't a to have sex so the female breaks into the bunker and murder the male then fuck him
Martha: I gave my husband thedonaldtrump.
Tina: aren't you worried that you will get arrested ?
Martha: no.
thedonaldtrump by Banana buoy June 22, 2020

They Don't Blink 

When someone says that someone doesn't blink. It means they don't think twice or they won't hesitate about committing a certain action. It most commonly refers to murder but it could be used for other things as well like stealing or firing someone. Things most people may feel guilt or uncomfortable with but doesn't phase these people in that particular circumstance.

The term mostly likely came from how people squint at the sight of bright gunfire after while you get use to it and the there's no need to squint or blink.
You don't know those boys like do. They don't blink.
They Don't Blink by LTD January 30, 2019

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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