*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
by Jagohno October 12, 2020

When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021

The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.
Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."
by Jagohno August 16, 2021

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.
by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
by Jagohno April 13, 2020

Stigma balls in your mouth lmao
by Jagohno July 09, 2021
