19 definitions by Jagohno

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.
If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.
Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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"What does 'stigma' mean? I should look it up on urban dictionar- oh."
by Jagohno July 10, 2021
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by Jagohno May 17, 2021
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An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
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