Jagohno's definitions

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by Jagohno November 30, 2020

1984

Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.

"Where's the part in 1984 where Winston gets banned from Twitter?"

by Jagohno March 7, 2021

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.

Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."

by Jagohno August 16, 2021

Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

sus

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by Jagohno May 17, 2021

Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

Genghis Khan

A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.

Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?

David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?

by Jagohno April 13, 2020