Jagohno's definitions
For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
Get the Thernometermug. If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.
Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
by Jagohno October 22, 2020
Get the Votemug. An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
Get the Genghis Khanmug. 
*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
by Jagohno October 12, 2020
Get the WAPmug. When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
Get the 18mug. Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.
by Jagohno March 7, 2021
Get the 1984mug.