Jagohno's definitions

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.

Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."

by Jagohno August 16, 2021

Genghis Khan

A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.

Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?

David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?

by Jagohno April 13, 2020

Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

WAP

Worship And Prayer.

*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.

by Jagohno October 12, 2020

18

When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.

18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.

by Jagohno January 13, 2021

Vote

If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.

Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.

by Jagohno October 22, 2020