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You guys are acting like COVID-19 is just gonna disappear the second it becomes 2021.
Person 1: I can't wait for this hell known as 2020 to be over!

Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
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by Jagohno October 21, 2020

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An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020

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"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.
Person: "How will we ever stop Dr Sex?!"
Dr Sex: "Doctor Sex."
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by Jagohno September 21, 2020

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A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.
Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?

David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
by Jagohno April 13, 2020

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A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020

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A shit show that took place on September 29, 2020 between two absolute morons. The 2020 debate looked like two toddlers arguing over something small and they kept interrupting each other.
73 million people watched the 2020 "debate" live. The only losers of the first 2020 debate were the American people.
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by Jagohno October 21, 2020

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If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.
Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
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by Jagohno October 22, 2020

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