Jagohno's definitions

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by Jagohno May 17, 2021

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.

Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."

by Jagohno August 16, 2021

Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

E

E

E

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

18

When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.

18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.

by Jagohno January 13, 2021

WAP

Worship And Prayer.

*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.

by Jagohno October 12, 2020