You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
1. An organism in which comes from any area / place foreign to the planet Earth.
2. An individual that has immigrated into a country without proper documentation. In other words, an illegal immigrant.
3. A group or individual foreign to one's homeland . (Most commonly described negatively. )
2. An individual that has immigrated into a country without proper documentation. In other words, an illegal immigrant.
3. A group or individual foreign to one's homeland . (Most commonly described negatively. )
1. "An alien from outer space put eggs in my stomach."
2. "David moved to Croatia illegally."
3. "I do not enjoy the amount aliens coming to our country from Somalia."
2. "David moved to Croatia illegally."
3. "I do not enjoy the amount aliens coming to our country from Somalia."
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
by Jagohno October 12, 2020
An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
by Jagohno April 13, 2020
A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020