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1984

Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.
"Where's the part in 1984 where Winston gets banned from Twitter?"
by Jagohno March 7, 2021
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Genghis Khan

An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
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Sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021
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WAP

*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
by Jagohno October 12, 2020
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18

When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
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Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.
Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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