Jagohno's definitions

Genghis Khan

A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.

Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?

David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?

by Jagohno April 13, 2020

Dr Sex

"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.

Person: "How will we ever stop Dr Sex?!"
Dr Sex: "Doctor Sex."

by Jagohno September 21, 2020

WAP

Worship And Prayer.

*WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.

by Jagohno October 12, 2020

Alien

1. An organism in which comes from any area / place foreign to the planet Earth.

2. An individual that has immigrated into a country without proper documentation. In other words, an illegal immigrant.

3. A group or individual foreign to one's homeland . (Most commonly described negatively. )

1. "An alien from outer space put eggs in my stomach."

2. "David moved to Croatia illegally."

3. "I do not enjoy the amount aliens coming to our country from Somalia."

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.

If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

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by Jagohno November 30, 2020