19 definitions by Jagohno

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.
If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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A shit show that took place on September 29, 2020 between two absolute morons. The 2020 debate looked like two toddlers arguing over something small and they kept interrupting each other.
73 million people watched the 2020 "debate" live. The only losers of the first 2020 debate were the American people.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.
Person: "How will we ever stop Dr Sex?!"
Dr Sex: "Doctor Sex."
by Jagohno September 22, 2020
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You guys are acting like COVID-19 is just gonna disappear the second it becomes 2021.
Person 1: I can't wait for this hell known as 2020 to be over!

Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
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An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
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