Therand 

A very smart, very handsome, funny, social, African American male. He is outgoing, a billionaire, very kind, smart and especially good looking. He has lots of great friends and people who want to be his friends, along with many girls who want to date him.

Therand us winning!
Therand is so good looking.
We want Therand for president.

Therand by THEONLYTGUY November 23, 2021

On the Rand 

(adj.) A term which describes an amorous individual or a horny (slang) person. Of a person whose actions are dictated by an amorous disposition; the term can describe either the (1) individual or the (2) action.

Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.

1. Dude, did you see Bainz gettin' all over Polls? He is completely on the Rand.

2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.

On the Rand by P'tainz September 17, 2013

Thranduil 

The hottest bitch on Middle Earth. A fucking queen. A DILF.

''U seen those elven bitches man? They fuckin hot''
''Dude they got nothing on the king''

''Who dat?''
''Thranduil, king of the elves''

Thranduil by thorinoakenshield February 2, 2014

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

Legolas Thranduilion 

Legolas is a character from The Lord of the Rings trilogy (both books and films). In the films, he is played by Orlanda Bloom and is known to say the line 'They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!' Which in fact created a very famous remix on youtube.

He is a member of the Fellowship of the Ring, a group of Nine companions (Frodo Baggins the ring bearer, Samwise Gamgee, Meriodoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Aragron, Son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir and her of kings, Gandalf the Grey, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli of the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) and Legolas Tranduilion)

The Fellowship is there to help Frodo get the ring to Mordor.

Legolas is the Prince of Greenwood, which became Mirkwood during the journey of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield ( Read the Hobbit) as evil started to return to the Forest.

Some people mistake his surname as Greenleaf which is actually the translation of his name from elvish (forgive me since I don't know if it's Sindarin or Quenya). Yes, Legolas does actually mean Greenleaf.

His official title is Legolas Thrandullion which means Legolas, Son of Thranduil (The great Elvin king Of Greenwood)

He has no surname for he is an elf. Only titles. This should surprise the fanfiction authors who have their Mary-Sues marry him and take on the surname 'Greenleaf'.

And I am actually a female writing this so BAZINGA.

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: Mary-Sues who want to marry me! Lots of them! RUN!

Mary-Sue: I want to me Mrs. Greenleaf!
Me: It's actually Legolas Thranduilion. Also, it's his title not his surname! Muggle, you should be thrown into Mount Doom!

Legolas Thranduilion by A Lady Dwarf From Erebor November 4, 2013

Thranduil 

Better known as the Elvenking, Thranduil was an elf, presumably Sindarin given his name-form, who ruled a realm in northeastern Mirkwood in the Third Age of Middle-Earth. He appears in several of Tolkien's novels. In The Hobbit, he is portrayed as greedy and possessive, refusing to free Thorin and his companions until they told him of their quest and later riding against them to claim a share of the spoils from Erebor.

However, he fights with the forces of good at the Battle of the Five Armies, and also later, during the War of the Ring. He captures but fails to hold Gollum. He then sends an elf from his household, Legolas, to Rivendell, and Legolas becomes one of the fellowship of the ring. Thranduil is presumably involved in the battles around Dale, and appears in all the battle-strategy games based on Lord of the Rings, but he never appears in person in the book.

His realm is made up mainly of Laiquendi/Nandor/Sylvan Elves. They are powerful in magic and keep themselves well-hidden, coming out only to feast and hunt by night. His halls are also protected by magic, and are basically a maze of underground caverns and dungeons similar to Gondolin and Nargothrond. The realm, sometimes termed the Woodland Realm or the Elvenking's Realm, does not seem to have a specific elven name.

Thranduil by Andy May 11, 2004

Therald 

A literal God among men

No man is as great as Therald.....

Therald by Therald December 9, 2019