A man with very small hands, who uses them at 3am most days, insulting the majority of planet Earth's inhabitants. This includes not just human beings, but also animals and vegetation (even if unaware of it).

Often therealDonaldTrump drives the entire world berserk with his tweets filled with inflammatory content and lies in the middle of the night.

therealdonaldtrump by Tweetie Harlan February 17, 2018

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theral

A word definitely used by someone from Philly, wayyy back in the day. To define the ultimate in cool.

pronounced ther-rull or tha-rull like derryl. let the L roll off your tongue son!

things that are the ultimate in cool:
- your moms buying you some fresh air force ones for Easter
- getting $20 allowance to hang out on the ave. and get some ambersun glasses and a kangol hat
- your boy using your last man to get you off a game level in the arcade, esp. if it was Narc, Double Dragon or Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
- TI Sweatsuits. the originals, which means anything from 1983-1986.

"yo man, that TI sweatsuit and those a-ones are theral!"

theral by tha philly dangla December 11, 2006

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theradump

Similar to the drunk dial, it is when a person calls another person after a session with a psychology counselor or psychatrist and compulsively recounts his or her latest breakthrough, and/or rehashes an incident that happened many years ago, and/or asks the questions that came up during the session, without regard to the person, time of day, or current lifestyle of who he or she called. Contraction of "Therapy Coredump"

"My ex-boyfriend theradumped after each and every one of his psychiatrist appointments last week! I should start charging by the minute."

"I theradumped my best friend from high school. I knew I should leave her alone, but I couldn't help myself."

theradump by Michelle Weiss February 14, 2005

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