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Then What About Thursday

A clandestine method of calling someone a twat in response to be slyly being called a cunt using the See You Next Tuesday method.

T: Then
W: What
A: About
T: Thursday
Them: See you next Tuesday.
Me: Then what about Thursday.

Them: touché

Haha then what ;) 

What {straight white boys} say over text after you tell them about a daily activity of yours.
Me: I'm eating cereal
Straight white boy: Haha then what ;)

And then what

When somebody starts to tell you a story that you think is going somewhere but it doesn't, so you have to ask a question (and then what?), but there is no more to the story.
Sally: These two dogs were chasing me.

Jim: And then what?
Sallly: Nothing, that's it.

And then what happened? 

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.
“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”
And then what happened? by PierreV December 1, 2010

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true 

Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

so what up then

phrase indicating you would like to begin to fight a person
person 1: yeah whatever; you talk mad shit
person 2: SO WHAT UP THEN !?
person 1: SO WHAT UPPPPP !
so what up then by krisskidddd September 10, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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