1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
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wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks
Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!
by theblimpmaster23 July 05, 2022
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then what

An expression people use to get people to understand if this happens, then what else is gonna happen?
1. Stop playing in my living room! You break something, then what?
2. Stop messing with that cat! He mess around and fuck you up, then what?
3. Stop hitting on them. They fuck you up in the middle of the street, then what?
by theblimpmaster23 May 21, 2024
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