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tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

tomfuckery 

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!
tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017

TomFuckery 

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.
I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.
TomFuckery by voidheart69 March 17, 2020

timefucker 

a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)
timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009

tomfuckery 

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.
"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"
tomfuckery by johnny peach May 24, 2021

trumfuckery 

trumfuckery (trumf•uck•er•y)

noun
• trumfuckery: anything of or relating to Donald Trump
example: The trumfuckery surrounding the 2017 presidential election has plunged american politics into a bitter and syrupy malaise.
trumfuckery by Green Thumb Graphics January 20, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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