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Sacred Band of Thebes 

An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.
"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"

TheBigSex 

TheBigSex, HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DISCULT REFERENCE
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TheBigSex by AfroDuckii May 23, 2021

thebeat.us

A really great real news source on Instagram and Twitter. They also have a website and they don't fuck around with that fake news shit. Real news only.
Man, did you check out thebeat.us today? They had this bomb ass real news post about how Islam is ravaging the western world. You need to check this shit out.
thebeat.us by realrealnewz June 10, 2018

Theebie My Neebie 

The name of my greek magazine that i made in english. The city of Theebes in Greece.
Kyle what should the name of our magazine be.
I don't know.
How about "Theebie my Neebie"
A term that shouldn't exist because it's dumb and also the most petty thing that has been said for a while. It's also worse than just saying "baby" because the term baby is already not putting someone in a gender category where saying "theybie" is putting them in the non-gender category
I think that people should calm the fuck down and just stay with baby instead of complicating the world by trying to change it to theybie
Theybie by Salty Cookies September 5, 2021
A fast learner that becomes great at everything, extremely good looking, and is very good with his lips. Well known and an exceptionally nice guy. Gets all the women he chooses, although he usually only chooses one....usually.
women #1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7: "THERE'S THEBES!! GET HIM!"
Thebes: "sorry ladies, not today"
Thebes by thebadiya the great January 20, 2010