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Theodorian 

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.
Theodorian by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Theodorian 

Used to describe those who believe Theodore of Alvin and the Chipmunks is receiving the best head, however, it may also be used to describe someone as a genius among men.
"Wow, who's that kid who got a perfect score on the SAT?"
"Oh, that's Joseph. He's a Theodorian."
"He's so hot!"
Theodorian by Theodorian September 20, 2019

Theodorian Scale 

The Theodorian Scale describes on percentage scale of 0% to 100% how similar any peice of music is to a peice of music from the Star Wars franchise.
Mars, the Bringer of War sounds 85% like Star Wars according to the Theodorian Scale.
Theodorian Scale by HoneyBucketX December 23, 2020

norman the doorman 

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.
"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"
norman the doorman by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017

thecoolman_2255 

A Rage Quitter
Hey dude u wanna play *plays* dies thecoolman_2255:*Rage quits*

Theodorian 

Fans of The handsome British Actor
Theodore Peter James Kinnaird Taptiklis
We just call ourselves Theodorian(s) .
Person 1: im a swifty, I love Taylor swift

Person 2: oh, well I'm a Theodorian, I love theo james!
Theodorian by anonymous March 29, 2024