The waterboarder

The act of a pregnant women sitting on a man's face and the man jams his tongue so far up her vagina it pierces the amniotic sac causing the water to break in his mouth.

"Oh Steve when you gave me the The Waterboarder, It was like we fell in love all over again and it was so romantic."

by Jollypirate May 28, 2014

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007