the valleys 

noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all

go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys

the valleys by Olly J March 14, 2005

The valleys 

The valleys are a place in Wales which is known for having the strongest welsh accent

Your from the valleys you are, are you from the valleys?

The valleys by Valleyboi November 11, 2019

The Valley, Oceanside

"The Valley" is an area in northern Oceanside, CA, mostly famous for its old drive-in theater. It's located between the Camp Pendleton Mountains and the hills just south of Highway 76. The Valley divided into different sections: North Valley (aka Deep Valley), Mid Valley, and the San Luis Rey Valley.

Mission Avenue, Highway 76, and the San Luis Rey bike trail mark the center of the valley.

Dude, that's area's weird. It's really nice, and really ghetto at the same time.

Yeah, that'd be The Valley, Oceanside.

The Valley, Oceanside by sandiegoperson September 2, 2011

Ham in the valley 

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).

We finally put his ham in the valley last night!

Ham in the valley by Pooo69 March 1, 2017

yodel in the valley 

Slang for cunnilingus.

He's always yodeling in the valley...

yodel in the valley by Sarah Jane October 30, 2003

Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)

Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson on 2000 after the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record made numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, Manson left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.

Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).

Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.

Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death) by Industrial rock FTW! February 23, 2011

Go back to the valley

A jocular, non-serious way of telling someone that they are sucking at something (usually surfing or skateboarding or some such activity). The expression originated among Los Angeles area surfers who would try to intimidate surfers from farther inland (usually the San Fernando Valley) into not surfing at “their” break. Locals could tell a “Val” because people from the valley usually weren’t very good (not having access to the beach as easy as coast residents). Hence the expression becoming synonymous with “you suck.” Was popularized as a catch phrase by several bad Hollywood surf movies (eg Point Break).

Dude 1 tries to kickflip off a curb and falls on his face.
Dude2: Hahaha, go back to the valley.

Go back to the valley by Uncle Dungheap June 12, 2006