The tug boat
The tug boat by Jason Gravens August 12, 2007
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Jump start the Tug Boat
The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
Jump start the Tug Boat by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017
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The Tugboat
The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.
hey john, you know that nigger that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that nigger the tugboat nd he wont shit right for a week!
The Tugboat by tugboats508 April 6, 2009
Phill the Tugboat
This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks
OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!
Phill the Tugboat by eddie 12345678 June 6, 2018
The Manjeet Tugboat
When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
The Manjeet Tugboat by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009
The rusty tugboat
The rusty tugboat is when you hammer a nail into a 2by and also on to a womens ass cheek.You then proceed to drag her around the house by it while you masterbate..
The rusty tugboat by Big feces May 16, 2008
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