the tit
the tit by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006
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the tit offensive
Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.
The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".
the tit offensive by Mr. Tinkertrain March 3, 2004
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the tit touch
When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
the tit touch by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017
the tit's bananas
a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.
did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!
yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.
yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.
the tit's bananas by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010
Tip of the Tit
1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
Tip of the Tit by weasley123456789 November 12, 2010
sucking on the tit of life
"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"
"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."
"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."
sucking on the tit of life by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006
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