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the fuckening 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down
the fuckening by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017
Word of the Day on February 22, 2022

The fuckening 

When you're day is going very well but there has to be that BUT.
Ah yes it's the fuckening again..

The fuckening 

The fuckening is when you are in a good ass mood and then suddenly a person completely ruins your mood and makes you suicidial
Ie. I woke up in a happy mood and showed up to see sproull sitting at his desk already bitching “ahh here comes the fuckening”
The fuckening by Urbanbky123456 March 9, 2019

The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.
The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.

The fuckening 

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur
The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident
The fuckening by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

The fuckening 

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.
“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.
The fuckening by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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