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The Slab 

The concrete paradise found on a beach in Malibu, California over-looking the Pacific Ocean. A great place for watching meteor showers, drinking wine, spotting seals, and hanging with your sisters.
The Slab by Serena L. November 22, 2009
When you’re meat isn’t anything to write home about length wise but good lord the width is something that’s written about in the history books. It feels like a slab of concrete danglin from your waist
Look at the way that girl is walkin over there,
It looks like girth brooks dropped the slab on her
The slab by Dr Phat Dee January 6, 2026

Cut the slab 

Definition 1: When a man slides his penis up and down his partners ass crack during intercourse.

Definition 2: when dudes are just hanging out being dudes. (Use with caution)
1: my girl let me cut her slab last night. It was great!

2: hey, Chance, you want to cut the slab later and play some madden?
Cut the slab by Bputt23 December 17, 2016

slippin' the slab 

When a male succeeds in engaging a girl in a sexual encounter. The slab is to be interpreted as a phallic device.
Dude, are you tryin to slip her the slab?

Person 1: Where's Luke going with that girl?
Person 2: Oh he's slippin' the slab to her.

The chick wants the slab slipped to her so badly.
slippin' the slab by rahzah October 20, 2010

on the slab 

The slab is a slang term for an autopsy table. Being on the slab would be a slang term for somebody being dead. Used in "Silence of the Lambs" by Hannibal lector to the senator.
"Tell me mom, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"
on the slab by hank2 January 23, 2006

Hit the Slab 

Hey, are we driving out of town this weekend? Of course we gone hit the slab!
I see the mechanic fixed your vehicle, Seems to be running fine. But, the only way to know for sure. You gotta hit the slab.
Hit the Slab by John Staples April 16, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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