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The Shop 

2. An employee could open the door for you, but it is very risky and could lead to punishment by the Void Dweller. You could also strike a deal with him here, but he will most likely not care for you bullshit.

3. Leaving using the Universal Claw can be done, but can only be reached via an employee putting in several keypad codes, unlocking 9 different keyholes and going through two separate eye scanners just to open the door, which frankly takes forever and the employees would much rather keep you as a well-paying customer.

4. Even opening a portal inside the shop is risky, as it could lead to damage that angers the employees who don’t care too much about you and are willing to toss you out the doors and into the harsh desert beyond.

Dying inside this universe will respawn you back inside the shop, unless you are outside the shop, which has a 25 to 75 percent chance to letting you respawn. The percent changes on different days of the week. Not respawning is the equivalent of instant death.

Many different races and beings live in the shop, from elves to Daemos to literal gods. At least you won't get bored, but maybe don't cause any fights, because again, the employees don't give a fuck.
Employee: "Come to The Shop, where fun times are always around the corner!"
Person 1: *Being consumed by the Void Dweller Outside*
The Shop by X-phoid March 8, 2022
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The Shop 

The shop is a… well… a shop in the middle of a desert known as Sandia. It resembles a 7Eleven and appears to have multiple locations. The shop and the shack located nearby outside, are safe-haven areas in the seemingly-infinite desert, floating within the Void, home of terrible creatures and the practically dictator of Sandia, the Void Dweller, although that is another story for another time. Once leaving the shop, you have an extremely-low chance to be let back in, due to only the worthy allowed back, and monsters which get progressively stronger the more you kill. There is also said to be a city somewhere far away, although no one can confirm it exists.

Entering the shop can be achieved by either entering through the front doors, universal gateway/portal/wormhole or using the high-tech Universal Claw, capable of grabbing or throwing you around the multiverse without your consent.

Although entering seems easy enough, leaving is a different story, with only 4 known ways to escape.

1. Escaping via the Void is an option, but a risky one at that; requiring you to dive in and get lucky. Most who do this die, but others also have been teleported to a random universe or the Void Dweller’s domain. If you can strike a deal with him, he will send you to where ever you wish. Most deals involve you doing life-threatening adventures or getting him strange artifacts.
Person 1: "Hey look I think that's The Shop! We're finally safe!
Void Dweller: *Walks in.* "Did someone say safe?"
The Shop by X-phoid March 8, 2022

The Shop 

Noun. Barber or Beauty Shop where everything goes down or is discussed on the West Side of a city.
I need a fly cut, so Imma swing by The Shop before I kick it to the crib to chill for a minute.
The Shop by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

the shop is closed 

When someone says their shop is closed, it means that they are no longer dtf. Commonly said immediately after orgasm.
"Let me put it in my mouth."
"No, the shop is closed."
the shop is closed by dfgrod March 25, 2017

The Shop Vac Union

Just licensed me as a laborer and certified my shop vac card, as a master shopper vaccum professional. It was hard yet, I finally know I can use a shop vac. I wanna thank my family and Jesus for minimum wage employment and medicaid plus commission.
The shop vac union just granted me union rights.

Last Chicken in the Shop 

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket
"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

all over the shop

Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.
"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."
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