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The Middle School 

Verb: When a girl flinches when you finish on her face and you punch her twice for flinching
Guy 1"Why does she have a bruised arm?"

Guy 2"I gave her The Middle School last night"

Guy 1 "She shouldn't have flinched then!"
The Middle School by jbone007 November 25, 2013
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The Middle School Dating Cycle

The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.

* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.

Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.

Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.

The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.

Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.

* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks
"The Middle School Dating Cycle"

Bob: Jane likes Jim

Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!

( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)

Sarah: Jill likes Andrew

Bob: OMG! they Should go out!

BAK Middle School of the Arts 

A school in west palm beach florida that everyone is dying to get into. the first day of sixth grade is kinda funky kinda fresh next thing you know your stereotyped by ur major and it sucks ass. dance majors are mean and stupid but some arent so kinda good i guess. music majors are the nicest except no one fucking cares what a treble is rebecca. art majors...um...😸. communications it’s a mix some are really nice others are really odd. then theater. the almighty. a group of hoes and vsco girls have a child that can’t hold in her tampon. but some are kinda nice we good w that. everybody gangsta till the teachers give you projects the same day you have field trips for your major. suck my big left toe please. 7th is the worst everyone is in their little groups and if you don’t have one you might as well go under the train you take every day for 45 minutes. 8th is when it gets better cuz u know ur gonna leave. now ur just thinking whether you should audition for dreyfoos bc the same thing will happen all over again with the same people. good luck!
BAK Middle School of the Arts can suck my big left toe.

BAK middle school of the arts 

bak... oh bak... let’s start with the weirdest... BAND.. just a bunch of nerds who casually walk around the halls t-posing and yelling slurs. visual is just some anime kids nothing special. next is vocal, either super bossy and think they’re all that, or chill. communications is either utterly annoying or chill too (there’s no in-between). dance, ALL ANNOYING. all they care about is that they are level 3, and better than you are. and lastly theatre... the ALMIGHTY. like the other definition, either vsco girls or weird hamilton musical kids. dance and theatre are usually where the popular kids are. 6th graders look like 4th graders and have no idea what they’re doing. 7th think they are all that and start to get into cliques. and 8th is where you finally get to do something but won’t last for long.
them: hey don’t you go to bak middle school of the arts?
me: yeah... sadly

Westlake Middle School (home of the yup yup yups) 

Westlake Middle School is a old school, a very old school. Let me give you some context: paint chipping off the walls, lights broken, no A/C! But what does the school do to fix these problems? Upgrade the field. With a school full of hypocrites and students that only value sports and saying yup yup yup all the time, the place can be a little unbearable sometimes.

After school, on Friday’s most of the students walk to the Rose Hill Shopping Center, a place where you get kicked out of stores because you are roaming around. Most kids then bike around the neighborhood or go to McDonalds.

Thornwood is a very rich place with upper class citizens and they can’t even use their precious taxpayer dollars on re painting the place
Oh it’s Westlake Middle School (home of the yup yup yups) can’t wait to go to school and visit Rose Hill afterwards!

Bak Middle School of the Arts 

Bak Middle School. The school everyone thinks they want to go to until they actually do. If you didn't think about killing yourself or dye your hair at some point during your Bak experience, did you even go there? I was barked at more than once in my 3 years at Bak. The teachers are hit or miss, the admin sucks, the lunch is radioactive. Everyone gets stereotyped by their major, honestly for good reason. The dance majors are bitchy and have the IQ of a rock, with exceptions. Music majors are usually nice but a good quarter of them are weird ass band nerds who t-pose and make ur mom jokes in their spare time. Half of the communications majors are chill but the other half are weird. Visual majors are...um...yeah. And how could I forget Theater, the one, the only, the almighty. There's a reason theaters the most hated major because every single one of them is either annoying as fuck or overly obsessed with hamilton, there are no exceptions. 6th grade is the best because most people are still at least somewhat normal. 7th grade is a no. 8th grade is alr bc even though you're depressed you know youre leaving in a couple months. Then you get to relive the nightmare for another 4 years at Dreyfoos!
Rando: You go to Bak Middle School of the Arts?
Bak student: Yup
Rando: *laughs*
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