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the lump 

a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain


Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair



*he used to be a boyscout*

he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy


he also has bamboo(n) boxers
"i wish you were sitting in my lap right now"
the lump by Jessie January 23, 2004
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What the Lump

A term meaning Oh my gosh, and used by the Adventure Time character, Lumpy Space Princess

chance the lump

a greek god who resides at the back of the bus and swallows any bad followers
"chance the lump ate jacob today, i poopy"
chance the lump by krisormiss September 17, 2022

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.
"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".
Gettin' The Lump by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Lump the dachshund 

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.
Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene
Lump the dachshund by Gallerist January 8, 2021

lump the llama 

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.
The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.
lump the llama by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009

lump in the throat 

That overwhelming feeling u get when you are hit wit such emotion, that u almost want to cry, but cant seem to get anything out because of a lump in your throat,
"Because his wife left him after four years, he woke up from his dreams, full of so much sadness, yet, he was unable to cry cause of this lump in the throat."
lump in the throat by Spicca March 18, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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