The lottery  

A short story written by Shirley Jackson. A good but freaky plot. Was made into a very stupid movie

Hey did you read The lottery ?
Yeah, could you believe that girl got stoned.

The lottery by whatastory April 2, 2009

The lottery 

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

The lottery by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022

The Lottery 

something that your dad comes back for when you win it

Me: MOM I WON THE LOTTERY
(dad: teleports in)
Dad: Your going to give me some, right?

The Lottery by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022

The Lottery 

The sheer hubris in doing shit like this and then making movies about it is ASTOUNDING!

Hym "Well would you look at that! 'The Lottery!' Another account of what you people collectively do to individuals. Reward Noah for winning the fat-cock lottery and then punish me for drawing the short straw. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! It isn't me. It isn't my psychology. I figured out what you were up to and this is what you do in response to getting caught. I guess it's time for the drone strikes. Light them up. There is no redeeming this place. You all need to go quietly or loudly back into the darkness from wence you came. It's not a surprise your God came here and killed itself."

The Lottery by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Won the lottery 

1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD

2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one

1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!

Won the lottery by greymouse258 July 11, 2011

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery 

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery by 10010100011 January 10, 2011

won the lottery 

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.

Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...

won the lottery by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021