the Loaf

the rock legend that is Meat Loaf

can't beat a bit of the Loaf on a late-night drive home

by TomD4Eva April 30, 2008

the Loaf

In modern times, a word describing one with the ultimate Powah. See Badass or The Shit

Omfg I wish I was as cool as the Loaf.
-Also-
Wtf why can't I be the Loaf.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

The Loaf

The Loaf, is what rapper LilSDL uses as a nickname for his gang.

“Ayy man I’m chillin here wit The Loaf”

by LilSDL February 18, 2022

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

by TMAdam August 24, 2016

soak the loaf

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)

Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."

by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017