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The Lies of the Jedi 

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

Truth Behind The Lies 

Basically The Truth Behind The Lies
He was bald. That's just the Truth Behind The Lies
Truth Behind The Lies by LePost James September 25, 2020

Lying liars and the lies they tell

(phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)

A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.

Used when:

A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.

Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.

You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.

Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.

Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”

Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”

During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”

therein lies the rub 

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet
We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

the government lies 

the government lies their fuckin asses off (wOOt!)

Those motherfuckers are sayin that "terrorists who are on their terrorist watch list are able to buy guns because if they migrated here legally and haven't broken any laws then they can buy guns and that gun enthusiasts admit that something must be done"


Human to human translation: THE FUCKIN GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!


Why in the FUCK are these terrorists on their terrorist watch list if they haven't broken any laws? If they are terrorists then they must have broke some fuckin laws and given you a motherfuckin reason to place them on a terrorism watch list.Therefore they must be "TERRORISTS" and must have broken some damn laws.
Man this country is so fuckin homosexual it's not even funny.

Herein lies the negotiations 

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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