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(noun / nickname / term of endearment)
A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.
Used when:
Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.
Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.
You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.
Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious
A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.
Used when:
Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.
Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.
You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.
Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious
Friend drops their ice cream: “Aw, my little Googly Bear!”
Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”
Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”
Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”
Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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(noun / adjective / term of endearment)
A playful, slightly ridiculous way to describe someone or something that is ridiculously cute, adorable, or charming — usually said in a teasing, affectionate, or flirty way. Often used for babies, pets, crushes, or objects that are way too cute for their own good.
Used when:
You see a puppy wearing a tiny sweater.
Your friend does something awkwardly adorable.
Someone sends a text that makes your heart melt.
Synonyms / related terms: adorable, precious, squishy, cutesy, smol bean
(noun / adjective / term of endearment)
A playful, slightly ridiculous way to describe someone or something that is ridiculously cute, adorable, or charming — usually said in a teasing, affectionate, or flirty way. Often used for babies, pets, crushes, or objects that are way too cute for their own good.
Used when:
You see a puppy wearing a tiny sweater.
Your friend does something awkwardly adorable.
Someone sends a text that makes your heart melt.
Synonyms / related terms: adorable, precious, squishy, cutesy, smol bean
Examples:**
Friend: “Look at this baby goat!”
You: “OMG, cutsie poo!”
Partner: “I baked cookies just for you.”
You: “Aww, you’re such a cutsie poo.”
Friend sends a selfie with puppy ears filter: “Cutsie poo alert!”
Friend: “Look at this baby goat!”
You: “OMG, cutsie poo!”
Partner: “I baked cookies just for you.”
You: “Aww, you’re such a cutsie poo.”
Friend sends a selfie with puppy ears filter: “Cutsie poo alert!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.
Used when:
Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.
You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.
You want to sound smart while judging idiots.
Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.
Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”
A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.
Used when:
Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.
You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.
You want to sound smart while judging idiots.
Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.
Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”
Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:
Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”
Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”
Internet comment section: literally anything ever.
Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”
Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”
Internet comment section: literally anything ever.
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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Example 1:
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”
Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”
Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”
Example 4:
“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”
Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”
Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”
Example 4:
“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”
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A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
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