The common name of the H1N1 virus, aka swine flu, aka pig flu. Derived from H O(ne) N O(ne) and necessary because H1N1 never caught on and pig or swine flu is unfair to the pork industry.
An activity for you and your female partner. Raise your index finger, thumb, and pinky (as a surfer type might). Then it's hours of fun with one in the "pink and two in the stink".