the greatest ever 

when your girls better is better than the better of any other girl.

my girlfriend, Colleen, is the greatest ever.

the greatest ever by Mikey940 April 16, 2008

The greatest thing ever 

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

The greatest thing ever by Patrick April 9, 2005

The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.

Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...

The greatest boyfriend ever by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

the greatest to ever exist 

This definition.

Markiplier: “I am the greatest to ever exist.”

the greatest to ever exist by mrflipfone June 18, 2019

the greatest dog ever 

sasha

sasha is the greates dog ever

the greatest dog ever by Anonymous July 9, 2003

the greatest album ever 

not gonna lie, i think its graduation by kanye west. i mean its mostly only bangers in that album.

''graduation is the greatest album ever that ive ever listened to. but thats just me.'' -me.

the greatest album ever by Cool100Fires November 21, 2023

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told by Samchester April 12, 2013