when your girls better is better than the better of any other girl.
my girlfriend, Colleen, is the greatest ever.
by Mikey940 April 17, 2008
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The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 19, 2010
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what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.
joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........
by 999666333 May 1, 2007
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Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008
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Ever seen Chaplin? Tropic Thunder? Iron Man? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? Less Than Zero?

Go do it. He's the greatest actor ever.
by whatyaaaa September 27, 2010
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Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.
Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...
by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010
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