The gandalf
The gandalf by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018
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the gandalf smoke
when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
the gandalf smoke by JetiRubik February 2, 2020
Gandalf the cat
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
Gandalf the Brown
The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Gandalf the Brown by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
Gandalf the gay
Gandalf the gay by Bulldog December 29, 2011
gandalf the white
Little known slang term for toilet paper usually of the softer variety. Comes from the fact that Gandalf from Lord of the Rings has a long white fluffy beard.
gandalf the white by Martin Grondin April 27, 2005
Gandalf the green
Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.
Guy 1: "You get sorted?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Gandalf the green by Santabae January 26, 2017
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