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The Foreigner 

The act of masturbating with your left hand, while flipped 180 degrees so that your pinky is up towards your tip and your thumb is on your shaft towards the base.
"Hey man, I messed up my shoulder jerking-off last night."
"Really, you should try the foreigner. It's a lot better on your arm."
The Foreigner by Pamela Handerson December 16, 2011
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The Foreigner belt 

The best kind of belt you can have, awarded at Harvest Time if you can make the machine somehow spit out enough tickets for one. You possess all powers of 70's supergroup, Foreigner.
"Fryman, fill your eyes with, Double Vision! You've got stars in your eyes!"
"And touch the skies!"
"Those aren't the words Err."

Zoomin in the foreign

One of the most lit songs ever composed, by @Kushhead1. A diss track to loltyler1 (league streamer). And this song also delivers some of the hardest disses ever to be put on a song.

Some say not even Eminem could diss kushhead1 because his bars are unmatchable
Kushhead1: "aye, yuh, ooh
Aye yuh

ZoOmIn iN tHe FoReIgN, gOt ThE eNgInE rOaRiN"

Hardest diss: "smokin on cookie, you look like rookie, I might just bookie"

Loltyler1 Viewer: "Pure poetry at its best. Might go follow @kushhead1 on twitter"

The Foreign Exchange 

The Foreign Exchange is where a male ejaculates in a females mouth then she spits the seman back into the males anus
"Dude Stacey is so crazy, we did the Foreign Exchange"

The Foreign Hound Pound 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with your neighbors dog. A.K.A. Furry Porn.
Me: I was caught giving the neighbors dog The Foreign Hound Pound.
Friend: Why the fuck would you do that?
Me: I'm a Furry, Jackass.

The old foreign waddle

Shuffling around a bathroom you've never been in before in a squatted position (post defacation) to look for toilet roll.
I stayed at this birds house the other night, curled one out in the morning, then couldn't find any shit tickets. Ended up doing the old foreign waddle round her bathroom, made a right mess of me cheeks.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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