The Executive

Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.

I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive".

The Executive by dirt dog October 18, 2011

The Executive

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."

The Executive by Urban Dictionary October 12, 2008

The Executive

When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.

Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....

The Executive by T-pain in a breadbox March 8, 2009

The Executive

To abrubtly leave a bar or a party without telling any of your friends.

Friend A: What happened to you last night, man? You were the DD...

Friend B: I was sick of that scene, so I pulled The Executive . Hope you got home ok.

Friend A: Thanks for telling me, dick.

The Executive by Paul Hanna January 3, 2009

The Executive

When a guy goes in for a first kiss and puts his dick in her hand instead. Public or Private.

You try this move when you know its "going down". You just skip a few steps. The Executive doesn't have time for a 30 minute make out session.

I gave her The Executive last night... she loved it.

The Executive by MrExecutive September 28, 2010

The current chief executive of Hong Kong 

Carrie Lam. The ‘best’ CE ever. ‘999999999’ votes for her to live forever. Also called ‘Miss 777’ since she got 777 votes in the election in 26/3/2020.

The current chief executive of Hong Kong is so ‘good’!

The current chief executive of Hong Kong by Super Momo August 24, 2020

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs by shnarf May 26, 2008