The djati 

The act of giving someone head whilst covered head to toe in ranch dressing. SPECIFICALLY nature valley.

She tried to get me to do "The djati" the other night, I ran right out the door...

The djati by Sallygrand007 November 18, 2021

Dating the Internet 

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

Dating the Internet by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007

Dating the Sock 

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

Dating the Sock by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

The Middle School Dating Cycle

The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.

* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.

Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.

Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.

The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.

Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.

* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks

"The Middle School Dating Cycle"

Bob: Jane likes Jim

Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!

( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)

Sarah: Jill likes Andrew

Bob: OMG! they Should go out!

The Middle School Dating Cycle by Luvguru1290 April 10, 2010

dating down the food chain 

Dating less and less desirable men or women as one ages.

Ever since I turned thirty, all I'm doing is dating down the food chain.

dating down the food chain by Cori777 December 29, 2007

The Jesus of Dating 

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

The Jesus of Dating by Kelset January 20, 2008

The Mandalorian (Din Djarin)

A cool bounty hunter dude.

"This is the way!" said The Mandalorian (Din Djarin)

The Mandalorian (Din Djarin) by Kaizer&Jacko October 7, 2024